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“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“Will you be my division?”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“I want to buy you a Christmas present that matches my lipstick.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
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